Curse

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 05:03 PM // 17:03

*shoots mikanus and pwnd til dead*
*steals both there money*
*buys a s--- load of beer*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Jul 15, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37

*sips water*
*sees water escape through bullet holes*
*gets duct tape*
*tapes holes*
*sips water*

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 09:19 PM // 21:19

*beats pwnd to a pulp*

Opeth11 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:44 PM // 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiery

* dance around just noticing I became a Roque Guinart*

*beer all around*

And I've hit Cerventes! Beers all 'round too!

*hits a biker with a pool stick*

Amonster666 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:45 PM // 21:45

*drinks beer*
*drinks another beer*
*and another*
*about 50 more*
*gets knocked on to the floor*

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

*drinks beer*
*pee's in amonsters mouth*

Amonster666 · Jul 15, 2006, 10:23 PM // 22:23

*drinks pee*
*ask for more*

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31

*pee's in amonster's mouth again*
*poops in amonster's mouth*
*drinks whiskey*

fiery · Jul 16, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34

*eww*

*shoos the pee drinkers*

Calan The Powerful · Jul 16, 2006, 02:50 AM // 02:50

*shoots at fiery and doesnt miss*
*drinks more whiskey*
*pees in firey's mouth*

Brewmaster · Jul 16, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*Sets barstool on fire with a beer-fart and swings wildly arounds the bar, striking nothing, but setting fire to the pool table*
*Downs some single malt whiskey*
*Challenges a goat to a fistfight only to find out that the goat is teh same barstool from ealier, still blazing (vinyl burns for a fairly long time)*
*Chugs the rest of the whiskey, and falls unconscious to the floor, reliquishing a flawless victory to...himself*
*Wakes up next morning realizing he never went to a bar the night before and spent another night passed out in front of the t.v.*

Calan The Powerful · Jul 16, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06

*ignores last statement*
*Drinks beer*
*burns down Brewmaster's house*
*drinks beer*

Asianfunkymonkey · Jul 16, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

*scream at Calan for ignoring
*took out a gun and shooting Calan
*all shots miss that killed an unknown person

Amonster666 · Jul 16, 2006, 10:27 AM // 10:27

*gets up*
*body slams Calan*

Mikanus · Jul 16, 2006, 02:54 PM // 14:54

*realises he still had 10 shots of whiskey to drink*
*gets up and drinks them*
*waves at I Pwnd U and laughs at the duct tape*

I pwnd U · Jul 16, 2006, 04:00 PM // 16:00

*waves back at Mikanus*
*resecures the duct tape*
*sips water*

Asianfunkymonkey · Jul 16, 2006, 10:22 PM // 22:22

*stares at i pwnd u
*put a paper bag on his head
*took out a lighter
*laughs at i pwnd u

I pwnd U · Jul 17, 2006, 12:26 AM // 00:26

*laughs at asian since my head is now immune to burning*
*sips water*

Asianfunkymonkey · Jul 17, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

*took out my gun
*aiming at pwnd head
*shoot at pwn but some how the bullet went through my chest
*fell on the floor

I pwnd U · Jul 18, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00

*laughs at funky*
*sips beer knowing that my fire is too strong and it deflects bullets*